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cookietheslayer:

theturntechgodhead:

kisswwithafist:

gemiblu:

syowangza:

leoperaghost:

benkersmushoosher:

nightmareloki:

teaonatrain:

limeindacoconut:

shonenshoujokid:

When I was in middle/high school: “Eh, that explains where they got the new Pokemon.” (stopped watching religiously after Johto)

Today:

“ASDKLFJDSKLFGHGHSDLGHDGKHSKGHDSKGSLKHSDGHSKGSGGHDKHGKSGHSL.”

bbbbb :’c

ohmygogoghhfg

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGUGNFAUHGUFYKH/SOB

dID I JUST BURST INTO TEARS OUT OF NOWHERE

WOW

OH MY GOD ;A;

oh my god a million tears

OH MY GOD NO BABIES

im not crying im not crying nope

oh my god asld.kjksd ;m;

(via vodka-bubbles)

saccharinescorpion:

grapeyguts:

yknow what pertaining to that

why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time

w-we know

nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon

you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down

true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line 

and it has been crossed

(via vodka-bubbles)

thoracs:

sassy-gay-karkat:

what ive learned from homestuck is

SHIPPITY

SHIPPITY

SHIP

(via saiderp)

ali-ami-umi:

manlypoodles:

crown-of-weeds:

needsmoregreen:

kaywhatever:

a-brilliant-loser:

were-friends-now-that-ive:

thisisasickness:

tokenniceguy:

DISNEY LOVERS STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS. OH MY GOSH. AMAZING.

HOLY. FREAKING. OH. MY. GOSH. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT VOICE OUT OF THE GUY WHO SANG GASTON.

AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

SERIOUSLY WATCH THIS.

WE CAN ALL DIE HAPPY NOW. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. i WOULD MARRY ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE DUDES.

HOLY SHIT.

the mother-fuckin’ choreography. 

this was epic.

damnnnn

*____*

S C R E A M I N G

THE CHOREOGRAPHY

Can I just, y’know, marry them? 

I’ll be fair, I’ll just marry one. 

But really.

Please.

(via kenziness)

qinni:

Semi-realistic Eye tutorial. Hope you guys find it useful ^^

(via remainlikethis)

(via yokoyummers)

basstrip:

dearsweetcasey:

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

chiquelibrium

 #must remain constant at all times

(via aqueousescapist)

inkydonkey:

andwhataflammableheart:

rosy higgins’s reimagining of spider-man’s costume.

Man, I love this design

but there’s the converses.. those tall.. converses

Man, Spidey would have to take his time loosening the laces, putting them on really odd (at an angle and scrunch up the long part of the shoe), and then taking the time to relace both of them.

wariofan63:

And they lived hapurrly ever after!

(via saiderp)

izzytherogue:

reaill:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

brb have to go wail in a corner for a few days

(via kenziness)